Bald Quotes

191 quotes by 160 authors

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. — Dennis Franz
I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character; like those… — Benjamin Franklin
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. — W. S. Gilbert
The future does not belong to those who attack our Embassies and Consulates and kill our Ambassadors. The Angel of Death in the form of… — Allen West
I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep going because it… — Natalie
What's so brave about being bald? I've not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer - I've just gone out without my… — Gail Porter
I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I'm homosexual. In the way of… — Alan Bennett
I have often urged my young friends, when faced with an adversary, to "play polo" with him; i.e., not to go at him bald-headed but… — Robert Baden-Powell
And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?" Time to turn back and descend the stair, With a… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the story of how St. Peter… — Hal Turner
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. — Eugene Field
There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his… — Aesop
I don't know where this is coming from. What's wrong with my hair? I'm like 'I just made history and people are focused on my… — Gabby Douglas
In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers. — Tea Obreht
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his… — Jack O'Neill
It is never too late to go quietly to our lakes, rivers, oceans, even our small streams, and say to the sea gulls, the great… — Brenda Peterson
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. — Harry Hill
I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix. — Tony Campolo
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and… — Alan Carr

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