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- At first, I lost my confidence a little. I'm used to having my hair, but now you have this bald thing on top. Then I…
- We're all born bald, baby.
- I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.
- Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same.
- If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color
- Me Without You Is Like, Shoes with No Laces; or A Geek with No Braces; Me Without You Is Like, A Love Movie with No…
- Disney Shouldve Made Bald Barbies Also So That The Little Girls With Cancer Can Feel BEAUTIFUL To.!
- What do you get when you cross a eagle and a bald person YOU!!!!!!!!!!
- Girls with fake hair no wonder they only get bald bfs :/
More Bald Quotes
- The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
- Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. — Bennett Cerf
- A good leg will fall, a straight back will stoop, a black beard will turn white, a curled pate will grow bald,… — William Shakespeare
- Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
- You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler
- We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it… — Alison Lurie
- All beliefs are bald ideas. — Francis Picabia
- My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as… — John Cheever