Bald Quotes

191 quotes by 167 authors

At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it… — Frank Cady
At first, I lost my confidence a little. I'm used to having my hair, but now you have this bald thing on top. Then I… — Ray Park
I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there — Connie Chung
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired? — Mackenzie Astin
If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. — Marvin Hagler
We're all born bald, baby. — Telly Savalas
I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the… — Benjamin Franklin
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! — Terry Pratchett
My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was… — Thom Yorke
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I… — Roddy Doyle
Philanthropist, n.: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket. — Ambrose Bierce
There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument. — Mark Twain
And since we're all adults here, let's be brutally honest-most babies are not actually attractive. In fact, they're weird and freakish looking. A large percentage… — Joan Rivers
Better a bald head than none at all. — Austin O'Malley
Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald,… — Ian Hart
Politics: where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage. — Jimmy Breslin
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. — Victor Gold
The moment will arrive when you are comfortable with who you are, and what you are- bald or old or fat or poor, successful or… — Charles Handy
Baldness that appears to be normal is a disease in Europe, almost all of them are bald, and that is because of the things they… — Evo Morales
Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat. — Evo Morales

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