Bald Quotes

191 Bald quotes by 160 unique authors

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. — Bennett Cerf
We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to… — Alison Lurie
If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO. — Drake
I have my own identity ... The whole Michael thing does drive me nuts sometimes because people won't leave it alone. He's bald, I have… — Kobe Bryant
All beliefs are bald ideas. — Francis Picabia
My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However… — John Cheever
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many… — John Glenn
Physically, the Ventoux is dreadful. Bald, it's the spirit of Dry: Its climate (it is much more an essence of climate than a geographic place)… — Roland Barthes
Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little. — Fred Astaire
When the moon shall have faded out from the sky, and the sun shall shine at noonday a dull cherry red, and the seas shall… — William Jacob Holland
Some people are under the impression that all that is required to make a good fisherman is the ability to tell lies easily and without… — Jerome K. Jerome
A champion shows who he is by what he does when he's tested. When a person gets up and says 'I can still do it',… — Marvin Hagler
God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? — Joe Cocker
It all started with a badly timed bald joke! — Colin Mochrie
I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York! — Albert Brooks
In the past, I’ve had my share of good reviews, but it’s always the crazy, scary, weirdo guy. I don’t even know how it happened.… — Gary Oldman
If I see a black kid in a hoodie and it's late at night, I'm walking to the other side of the street. And if… — Mark Cuban
At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it… — Frank Cady
At first, I lost my confidence a little. I'm used to having my hair, but now you have this bald thing on top. Then I… — Unknown Author
I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there — Connie Chung
Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired? — Mackenzie Astin
If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it. — Marvin Hagler

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