Bald Quotes

191 Bald quotes by 160 unique authors

Redd stared at the bald head bent down before her. How refreshing Vollrath's sacrifice was. He didn't beg for his life. He didn't embarrasss himself… — Frank Beddor
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. — Christopher Moore
Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of… — Charlie Brooker
A good leg will fall, a straight back will stoop, a black beard will turn white, a curled pate will grow bald, a fair face… — William Shakespeare
Live well, Ichigo. Live well, age well, go bald well, and die after me. And... if you can, die smiling. (Isshin Kurosaki) — Tite Kubo
I would like to barbecue those Olympian gods. They are very tasty. One day, I’m going to eat that redheaded goddess, too. (Simi) She doesn’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor. Person #1: And how's that working out for you? Me: Well, you see, I, uh,… — Jordan Sonnenblick
Dark house, by which once more I stand Here in the long unlovely street, Doors, where my heart was used to beat So quickly, waiting… — Alfred Lord Tennyson
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. — Louise Rennison
Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for the first time… — Ruta Sepetys
Then she yelled after the girl, 'No, we haven't seen any bald 'uns all days. But yesterday seventeen of 'em went by. Arm in arm! — Astrid Lindgren
Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln. — Richard Paul Evans
Dear Daddy-Long-Legs, You never answered my question and it was very important. ARE YOU BALD? — Jean Webster
Lissa lowered her voice and added, "I might not even go to school anyway. I might defer and join the Peace Corps and go to… — Sarah Dessen
...'I thought the rule was that all monks were shaved.' 'Oh, Soto says he is bald under the hair,'said Lu Tze. 'He says the hair… — Terry Pratchett
Suppose the looking glass smashes, the image disappears, and the romantic figure with the green of forest depths all about it is there no longer,… — Virginia Woolf
Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She… — Ally Carter
He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did… — Jeaniene Frost
Darkdoom? Darkdoom did this?" Nero was visibly surprised. He placed a hand on his forehead, rubbing his temples. "Oh, why is it always the bald… — Mark Walden
Flustered, she replied, "You're not my - my - grandmother, or something." "You'd talk about this with your grandmother? I can't possibly imagine discussing my… — Maggie Stiefvater
That old bald cheater, Time. — Ben Jonson
Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same. — Unknown Author
One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny white… — Sufjan Stevens
Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald. — Paul Weller

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