Bald Quotes

191 Bald quotes by 160 unique authors

My only writing ritual is to shave my head bald between writing the first and second drafts of a book. If I can throw away… — Chuck Palahniuk
Lies can be verbal or nonverbal, kindhearted or self-serving, devious or bald-faced; they can be lies of omission or lies of commission; they can be… — Robin Marantz Henig
I thought I was very pretty without hair. Naked, more honest somehow. No glamor, just bald old me. I seldom wore wigs or hats. But… — Persis Khambatta
We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to… — Alison Lurie
When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of… — Lactantius
Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series… — Persis Khambatta
Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real. — Persis Khambatta
I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald. — Robin Roberts
I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I'm homosexual. In the way of… — Alan Bennett
Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald — Chinese Proverbs
Both the great and the small shall die in this land: they shall not be buried, neither shall men lament for them, nor cut themselves,… — Bible
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind — Bulgarian Proverb
Opportunity has hair in front; behind she is bald; if you seize her by the forelock, you may hold her, but, if suffered to escape,… — Latin Proverb
Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. — Proverb
He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald. — Marlon Brando
It was the summer before the real world started and, the deal was we would get to go, if we cleaned it up, and got… — Eric Church
You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly? — Julio Iglesias
At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. — Christine Lavin
Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way… — Chris LeDoux
I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca
If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color — Unknown Author
A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called — Menander Of Athens
From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win… — Damon Wayans
Pause for this dumber speech, I glow like Buddha, Disturb me, and youll be all over the flow like Luda, Bitch, I flow like scuba,… — Cory Gunz
Kakarott! Im going to kill you, your son and that bald guy! — Vegeta

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