Bald Quotes

191 Bald quotes by 160 unique authors

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. — Karl Pilkington
When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald. — Gail Porter
The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of… — Francois Rabelais
Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. — Wayne Rooney
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. — Helen Rowland
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. — Navjot Singh Sidhu
Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball! — James Taylor
I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald. — James Taylor
If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer.… — Henry David Thoreau
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. — Mae West
I think there's a possibility that comic book movies are getting a tiny bit better on the one hand because they're no longer made by… — Joss Whedon
When I was 41, I found a lump the size of a grape in my right breast. I ended up bald, sick and exhausted from… — Regina Brett
In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look. — Vir Das
When she was fifteen if you'd told her that when she was twenty she'd be going to bed with bald-headed men and liking it, she… — H.G. Wells
If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned. — Benjamin Franklin
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there… — Andy Rooney
…and the next moment all of them were filled with wonder. For they saw, standing in just the spot the screen had hidden, a little… — L. Frank Baum
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you. — Christopher Moore
He didn't have a single clue what was going on with these two strangers, but every instinct told him Master George equaled good, Mistress Jane… — James Dashner
Should I, after tea and cakes and ices, Have the strength to force the moment to its crisis? But though I have wept and fasted,… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the… — Bruce Robinson
States' rights, as our forefathers conceived it, was a protection of the right of the individual citizen. Those who preach most frequently about states' rights… — Robert Kennedy
Golden eagles don`t mate with bald eagles, deer don`t mate with antelope, gray wolves don`t mate with red wolves. Just look at domesticated animals, at… — Russell Means
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The Universe was a silly place at best...but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings… — Robert A. Heinlein

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