Bald Quotes

191 Bald quotes by 160 unique authors

A bald head pussy ain't shit, got them razor bumps bitch, grow some hair and get legit! — Pimp C
If I ever go bald, I'll kill myself. — Slash
Bald head hoes, I see some bald head hoes. Erry where I go I see some bald head hoes. — Lil Wyte
I'm swaggin out in my cool greys, no LL but these cool J's. My wrist froze but I'm cool shade, like a bald head I'm… — Meek Mill
I said Im swaggin out in my Cool Greys, no LL, but these cool Js and my wrist froze, but Im cool sha, like a… — Meek Mill
Me Without You Is Like, Shoes with No Laces; or A Geek with No Braces; Me Without You Is Like, A Love Movie with No… — Unknown Author
Weezy gon ball, bald like Steve Harvey. — Lil Wayne
Disney Shouldve Made Bald Barbies Also So That The Little Girls With Cancer Can Feel BEAUTIFUL To.! — Unknown Author
What do you get when you cross a eagle and a bald person YOU!!!!!!!!!! — Unknown Author
Girls with fake hair no wonder they only get bald bfs :/ — Unknown Author
My action figure is great! It's big and bald. It's very disturbing to look at a toy and see yourself. At the same time, it's… — Tom Hardy
A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. — Hussein Nishah
So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes. -Phil — The Hangover 2
There's always an airport and there's always a bald, angry man. — Adam Sessler
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think… — Nikhil Saluja
If you're a bald guy who can't grow hair, put mud on your head and grow some grass. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Bald Quotes

160 authors contributed a total of 191 Bald Quotes, led by these top contributors: