"If you're a bald guy who can't grow……" — Nikhil Saluja
"If you're a bald guy who can't grow hair, put mud on your head and grow some grass."
More Bald Quotes
- Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
- The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
- You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald… — Elayne Boosler
- Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. — Bennett Cerf
- We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and… — Alison Lurie
- If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO. — Drake
- I have my own identity ... The whole Michael thing does drive me nuts sometimes because people won't leave it… — Kobe Bryant
- All beliefs are bald ideas. — Francis Picabia
- My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as… — John Cheever
- When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord… — John Glenn
- Physically, the Ventoux is dreadful. Bald, it's the spirit of Dry: Its climate (it is much more an essence of… — Roland Barthes
- Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little. — Fred Astaire