Bald Quotes
191 Bald quotes by 160 unique authors
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Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
— Eugene Field
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There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his…
— Aesop
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I don't know where this is coming from. What's wrong with my hair? I'm like 'I just made history and people are focused on my…
— Gabby Douglas
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In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers.
— Tea Obreht
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I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.
— Emo Philips
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I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his…
— Jack O'Neill
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It is never too late to go quietly to our lakes, rivers, oceans, even our small streams, and say to the sea gulls, the great…
— Brenda Peterson
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I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
— Harry Hill
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I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix.
— Tony Campolo
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What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and…
— Alan Carr
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Only a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions.
— Robert A. Heinlein
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I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
— Dolly Parton
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I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.
— Jim Gaffigan
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I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a…
— Gavin MacLeod
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If atheism is a religion, then off is a TV channel and bald is a hair colour.
— Hemant Mehta
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Bald is the new black!
— Gail Porter
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
— George Carlin
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The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like…
— Henryk Sienkiewicz
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To possess your soul in patience, with all the skin and some of the flesh burnt off your face and hands, is a job for…
— Charles Edward Montague
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There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
— Martial
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Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once…
— Jonathan Swift
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In the afternoon I watch the clouds drift past the bald peak of Mount Tukuhnikivats. (Someone has to do it.)
— Edward Abbey
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If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap…
— Triple H
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Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
— Ambrose Bierce
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In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go…
— Woody Allen
Who Wrote These Bald Quotes
160 authors contributed a total of 191 Bald Quotes, led by these top contributors: