Bald Quotes

191 Bald quotes by 160 unique authors

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. — Eugene Field
There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his… — Aesop
I don't know where this is coming from. What's wrong with my hair? I'm like 'I just made history and people are focused on my… — Gabby Douglas
In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers. — Tea Obreht
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his… — Jack O'Neill
It is never too late to go quietly to our lakes, rivers, oceans, even our small streams, and say to the sea gulls, the great… — Brenda Peterson
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. — Harry Hill
I've always been skeptical of those television healers who are bald. If I had that gift, that'd be the first thing I'd fix. — Tony Campolo
What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and… — Alan Carr
Only a sadistic scoundrel-or a fool-tells the bald truth on social occasions. — Robert A. Heinlein
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton
I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene. — Jim Gaffigan
I've played heavies for years and years and years. I was bald. I came to Hollywood. I did a play about junk. I was a… — Gavin MacLeod
If atheism is a religion, then off is a TV channel and bald is a hair colour. — Hemant Mehta
Bald is the new black! — Gail Porter
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin
The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like… — Henryk Sienkiewicz
To possess your soul in patience, with all the skin and some of the flesh burnt off your face and hands, is a job for… — Charles Edward Montague
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial
Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once… — Jonathan Swift
In the afternoon I watch the clouds drift past the bald peak of Mount Tukuhnikivats. (Someone has to do it.) — Edward Abbey
If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap… — Triple H
Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. — Ambrose Bierce
In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go… — Woody Allen

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