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Bald Quotes by Christopher Moore
- He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
- It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
More Bald Quotes
- Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. — Bennett Cerf
- A good leg will fall, a straight back will stoop, a black beard will turn white, a curled pate will grow bald,… — William Shakespeare
- Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. — Matthew Arnold
- The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges
- You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. — Elayne Boosler
- We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it… — Alison Lurie
- Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little. — Fred Astaire
- A champion shows who he is by what he does when he's tested. When a person gets up and says 'I can… — Marvin Hagler