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- For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in…
- Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.
- Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what…
- Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the…
- Do we look like thrill-seekers? Wasn't it enough that we had to put up that sign reading NO HABLA ESPANOL and acknowledge the existence of…
- They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I…
- Cofishes-other fish in a group, coworkers, cohorts, etc. Shut up, it's a word.
- Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.
- It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that made him realize…
- We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog…
- Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies,…
- Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the…
- Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a…
- Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
- If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so…
- As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth…
- Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down…
- This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why…
- Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.
- A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over,…
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- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman