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Said Quotes by Christopher Moore
- Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.
- Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have…
- Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what…
- I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it like a mustard…
- You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a…
- We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said, "Does a dog…
- What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do we all," said…
- Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome
- So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.
- Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of consonants.
- That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.
- It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you…
- Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle…
- Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want everyone calling security.…
- I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
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