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Funny Quotes by Christopher Moore
- The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical…
- People, generally, suck.
- It's like time travel only, you know, slower...
- I think I'm what they call a never-was.
- You sure about this writer thing son?
- He was a writer and words were his weapons.
- She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
- I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
- Blessed are the dumbfucks.
- Don't bruise the Foo!
- I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
- So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need
- Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live.
- All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
- Compliment but do not covet.
- We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.
- You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems...
- This Roberto. He no like the light.
- Why understand when you can believe?
- Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
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