"I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice……" — Christopher Moore
"I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores."
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197 Quotes by Christopher Moore
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Action based on hope just felt better than the paralysis of certainty.
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San Francisco is a breathtakingly beautiful city, with lots of great contrasts between dark and light, often overlapping each other.…
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As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need…
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The fact that 'A Dirty Job' has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out…
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I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren't any. I looked around for one…
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For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah…
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You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?" "It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize." "Must be…
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Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
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If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended,…
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People, generally, suck.
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Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.
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Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of…
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More Crotch Quotes
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one of 39 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Loners, if you catch them, are well worth the trouble. Not dulled by excess human contact, nor blasé or focused…
— Anneli Rufus
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Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball…
— Marsha Warfield
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When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
— Ty Cobb
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The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
— Josh Gates
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Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell.
— DJ Quik
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I know nothing about hip-hop... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm…
— Tom Colicchio
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
— Jack Nicholson
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Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like…
— John Grogan
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All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his…
— Daphne Gottlieb
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I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism.
— Iain Banks
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