"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my…" — Jack Nicholson
"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
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Loners, if you catch them, are well worth the trouble. Not dulled by excess human contact, nor blasé or focused…
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Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball…
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When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
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The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.
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Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
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Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell.
— DJ Quik
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I know nothing about hip-hop... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm…
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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
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Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like…
— John Grogan
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All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his…
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I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism.
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