Crotch Quotes

39 quotes by 36 authors

Loners, if you catch them, are well worth the trouble. Not dulled by excess human contact, nor blasÃ© or focused on your crotch while jabbering… — Anneli Rufus
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. — Marsha Warfield
When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch. — Ty Cobb
The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight. — Lyndon B. Johnson
We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take notes.… — Chuck Palahniuk
Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants. — Josh Gates
Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell. — DJ Quik
I know nothing about hip-hop... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm gonna get slammed now for… — Tom Colicchio
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. — Jack Nicholson
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores. — Christopher Moore
Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like to call it. His chubby… — John Grogan
All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his hands wrapped around a remote,… — Daphne Gottlieb
I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism. — Iain Banks
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at… — John Mortimer
The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna… — Janet Evanovich
Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much… — Lisa Kleypas
For the record, this isnâ€™t a male/female thing. Itâ€™s a people thing. You talk about men being cold...you should see women from my standpoint. Weâ€™re… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
(His heart clenched as she made a kissing noise to him then handed the phone back to Vane. Gods, how he loved that woman.) Ahh,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I marvel again at the nakedness of men's lives: the showers right out in the open, the body exposed for inspection and comparison, the public… — Margaret Atwood
I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning… — Kim Harrison

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