Crotch Quotes
39 quotes by 36 authors
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Loners, if you catch them, are well worth the trouble. Not dulled by excess human contact, nor blasé or focused on your crotch while jabbering…
— Anneli Rufus
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Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
— Marsha Warfield
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When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
— Ty Cobb
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The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take notes.…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
— Josh Gates
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Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell.
— DJ Quik
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I know nothing about hip-hop... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm gonna get slammed now for…
— Tom Colicchio
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
— Jack Nicholson
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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
— Christopher Moore
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Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like to call it. His chubby…
— John Grogan
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All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his hands wrapped around a remote,…
— Daphne Gottlieb
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I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism.
— Iain Banks
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Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at…
— John Mortimer
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The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna…
— Janet Evanovich
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Men are like dogs," Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much…
— Lisa Kleypas
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For the record, this isn’t a male/female thing. It’s a people thing. You talk about men being cold...you should see women from my standpoint. We’re…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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(His heart clenched as she made a kissing noise to him then handed the phone back to Vane. Gods, how he loved that woman.) Ahh,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I marvel again at the nakedness of men's lives: the showers right out in the open, the body exposed for inspection and comparison, the public…
— Margaret Atwood
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I smell pancakes," Al said as he jauntily smacked Pierce's hat back on the witch's head. "Did the runt make you breakfast?" Al said, leaning…
— Kim Harrison
Who Wrote These Crotch Quotes
36 authors contributed a total of 39 Crotch Quotes, led by these top contributors: