"The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is……" — Lyndon B. Johnson
"The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight."
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317 Quotes by Lyndon B. Johnson
Lyndon B. Johnson has 317 quotes on this site.
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
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It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and…
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For this is what America is all about. It is the uncrossed desert and the unclimbed ridge. It is the…
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I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.
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Many have no happier moments than those that they pass in solitude, abandoned to their own imagination, which sometimes puts…
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I believe in the American tradition of separation of church and state which is expressed in the First Amendment to…
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...in the decline of life shame and grief are of short duration; whether it be that we bear easily what…
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Nothing is more despicable than the old age of a passionate man. When the vigour of youth fails him, and…
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If the purpose of lamentation be to excite pity, it is surely superfluous for age and weakness to tell their…
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Every old man complains of the growing depravity of the world, of the petulance and insolence of the rising generation.…
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...that though they may refuse to grow wise, they must inevitably grow old; ...that the proper solaces of age are…
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The prospect of penury in age is so gloomy and terrifying that every man who looks before him must resolve…
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More Crotch Quotes
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one of 39 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Loners, if you catch them, are well worth the trouble. Not dulled by excess human contact, nor blasé or focused…
— Anneli Rufus
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Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball…
— Marsha Warfield
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When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.
— Ty Cobb
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We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Sometimes, when you're this adventurous, you rip the crotch out of your pants.
— Josh Gates
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Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell.
— DJ Quik
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I know nothing about hip-hop... There's only so many times you can grab your crotch and prance around stage. I'm…
— Tom Colicchio
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
— Jack Nicholson
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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
— Christopher Moore
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Only then did I see. Something was amiss with Patrick's snap-on one piece, or "onesie" as we manly dads like…
— John Grogan
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All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his…
— Daphne Gottlieb
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I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism.
— Iain Banks
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