"We don't need women. There are plenty other……" — Chuck Palahniuk

We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world… - Chuck Palahniuk

"We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take notes. There's microwaved watermelons. There's the vibrating handles of lawn mowers right at crotch level. There's vacuum cleaners and beanbag chairs. Internet sites. All those old chat room sex hounds pretending to be sixteen-year-old girls. For serious, old FBI guys makes the sexiest cyberbabes."

— Chuck Palahniuk

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