Lawn Quotes

190 quotes by 173 authors

You know, I don't really understand a suburban environment. I want to be out in the woods, I want to be where it's wild, I… — Karen Allen
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. — Tim Allen
My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside… — Tori Amos
Day after day we looked for rain, and day after day we saw nothing but the sun. Lavender that we had planted in the spring… — Peter Mayle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. — Andrew Mason
If an alien lands on your front lawn and extends an appendage as a gesture of greeting, before you get friendly, toss it an eightball.… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Give me books, fruit, French wine and fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by someone I do not know. I admire… — John Keats
The fairies break their dances And leave the printed lawn. — A. E. Housman
A Canadian newspaperman said yesterday that this is the President's "Easter egghead roll on the White House lawn." I want to deny that! — John F. Kennedy
The dandelions and buttercups gild all the lawn: the drowsy bee stumbles among the clover tops, and summer sweetens all to me. — James Russell Lowell
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. — Lettie Cowman
The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts. — Dennis Miller
The American lawn uses more resources than any other agricultural industry in the world. It uses more phosphates than India and puts on more poisons… — Bill Mollison
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. — Michael Pollan
Because in the end, you won't remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain — Jack Kerouac
I don't force it. If you don't have an idea and you don't hear anything going over and over in your head, don't sit down… — Neil Young
I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.… — Adam Ferrara
If I were just your average 23-year-old girl, and I called the police to say that there were strange men sleeping on my lawn and… — Jennifer Lawrence
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the… — Dane Cook
Iâ€™m on top of my green like a lawn chair — Lil Wayne

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