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190 Lawn quotes by 169 unique authors

A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon. — Maureen Lipman
I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. — Chuck Eddy
One legged veterans will greet the dawn, and they're whistling marches as they mow the lawn, and the gargoyles on sit and grieve. — Phil Ochs
We were the children of white flight, the first generation to grow up in postwar American suburbs. By the time the ’60s rolled around, many… — Herbert Muschamp
Take delight in a thing, or rather in anything, not as a means to some other end, but just because it is what it is.… — Charles Edward Montague
In the downhill of life, when I find I'm declining, May my lot no less fortunate be Than a snug elbow-chair can afford for reclining,… — John Churton Collins
Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to… — Guy Browning
The acquisition of True Temper broadens our lawn and garden product line with outstanding, highly respected brands, ... The purchase also expands USI Hardware and… — David A. Clarke, Jr
As a composer and as a musician I'm a true believer - and this is not to be overly diplomatic - I'm a believer that… — Darren Criss
My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes… — Jimmy Fallon
I think I've always been drawn to the second person. When I was growing up and playing with my friends, the usual way we interacted… — Mohsin Hamid
I grew up at my grandmother's house, and she had a beautiful garden. I used to hate mowing the lawn and weeding, which is what… — Elton John
If the guy out in the woods with the Michigan Militia is a real estate negotiator, instead of some crackpot, and has a normal life,… — Michael Moore
I have to say I've worked very few days of my life. I used to have to cut the lawn, and when I was in… — Steve Nash
The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment: the red carpet, the green lawn, the… — Richard M. Nixon
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the… — P.J. O'Rourke
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. — Charles M. Schulz
The behavior of the crowd at Churchill Downs is like 100,000 vicious Hyenas going berserk all at once in a space about the size of… — Hunter S. Thompson
Paper Matches My aunts washed dishes while the uncles squirted each other on the lawn with garden hoses. Why are we in here, I said,… — Paulette Jiles
I thought of Gatsby's wonder when he first picked out the green light at the end of Daisy's dock. He had come a long way… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
Men throw huge shadows on the lawn, don't they? Then, all their lives, they try to run to fit the shadows. But the shadows are… — Ray Bradbury
Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again. — Daniel Handler
In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your hair; watch a third of a hockey game. In nineteen minutes, you can bake… — Jodi Picoult
She stepped out from among their shifting confusion of lovely lights and shadows. A circle of grass, smooth as a lawn, met her eyes, with… — C.S. Lewis
Are you angry? Punch a pillow. Was it satisfying? Not hardly. These days people are too angry for punching. What you might try is stabbing.… — Miranda July

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