Lawn Quotes

190 Lawn quotes by 169 unique authors

In lawn tennis mixed, the basic chivalry move is to pretend to serve less fiercely to the woman than to the man. This is particularly… — Stephen Potter
My mother was a very elegant woman. When a flying saucer landed on the lawn, she turned it over to see if it was Wedgwood. — Joan Rivers
Golf isn't just about hitting a lot of drivers. I grew up playing on my front lawn, chipping and putting into soup cans, out of… — Amy Alcott
Your neighbors will make judgments about you based on how your lawn and house look, and people who see you passing will judge you based… — Lou Holtz
What boy my age didn’t dream of fleeing the well-tended lawn and lamp-lit street for the untamed wilderness, where grand adventure awaited on the other… — Rick Yancey
Unless you are rich, and can con vales center in a sanatorium estate (where visitors came down a tiered, oceanside lawn to found you ato… — Virginia Heffernan
She could have dropped you both off. whar's the worst she can do? cry hysterically?"the gears on the ute get stuck at the lights and… — Melina Marchetta
Another day it occurred to me that time as we know it doesn't exist in a lawn, since grass never dies or is allowed to… — Michael Pollan
Home would not be home to me without a lawn, and if there are, as I've recently read, twenty-five million home lawns in the United… — Katharine Sergeant Angell White
If the grass is greener somewhere else...start watering your own lawn! — Michael Beckwith
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. — Britt Ekland
Too often we take blessings for granted, like the sun, the air, health, and opportunity. Or we accept favors, honors, and privileges day after day… — Spencer W. Kimball
The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. — Maxine
Flowers are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty out values all the utilities of the world. If dandelions were hard to grow, they… — Andrew Mason
Hostility towards Microsoft is not difficult to find on the Net, and it blends two strains: resentful people who feel Microsoft is too powerful, and… — Neal Stephenson
Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the… — Coolio
A jet plane cannot mow the lawn, but it can fly to distant destinations. Don't worry so much about what you can't do; just do… — Dan Millman
I wander forth this chill December dawn: John Frost and all his elves are out, I see, As busy as the elfin world can be,… — Robert Williams Buchanan
Society is like a lawn, where every roughness is smoothed, every bramble eradicated, and where the eye is delighted by the smiling verdure of a… — Washington Irving
Her lawn looks like a meadow, And if she mows the place She leaves the clover standing And the Queen Anne's Lace. — Edna St. Vincent Millay
I had never 'taken a cutting' before ... Do you realize that the whole thing is miraculous? It is exactly as though you were to… — Beverley Nichols
It's pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn. — Buddy Rice
I don't remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites; we were the… — Paula Yates
Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and old before their… — Clive James
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. — Madonna Ciccone

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