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- A college president is like the lawn mower at a cemetary: he has a lot of people under him, but they don't pay much attention…
- It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.
- Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbors.
- Dont piss in an old mans soup ! :) piss on his lawn to realy make him angry!
- Garden portions of your landscape design. It is very important that correct maintenance of the lawn is carried out so that they not only stay…
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