"Women need a reason to have sex. Men…" — Billy Crystal

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

— Billy Crystal

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56 Quotes by Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal has 56 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for…
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
You give up your dream, you give up.
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do…
When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit…
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with…
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a…
Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of…
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
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I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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