Funny Love Quotes
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than… — Honore de Balzac
- Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
- Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
- The best proof of love is trust. — Joyce Brothers
- You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure… — Jonathan Carroll
- Where there is great love, there are always wishes. — Willa Cather
- The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. — Fred Allen
- Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. — Unknown Author
- Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. — Unknown Author
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. — Unknown Author
- Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. — Woody Allen
- I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. — Woody Allen
- There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. — Melanie Griffith
- I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand
- Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. — Natasha Leggero
- You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number. — Elayne Boosler
- Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week. — Groucho Marx
- My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold