"My wife's nagging is like living near the……" — Tom Arnold
"My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more."
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25 Quotes by Tom Arnold
Tom Arnold has 25 quotes on this site.
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People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and…
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I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite…
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Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
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To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their…
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Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
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Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
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Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the…
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The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a…
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Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her…
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If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible,…
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I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
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More Airport Quotes
This quote is filed under Airport Quotes,
one of 340 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads…
— Russell Baker
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To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be working…
— Bill Bryson
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I haven't isolated myself. I am not living on a yacht somewhere. I am not tucked away or behind a…
— Nicolas Cage
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I get depressed at airports.
— Adam Carolla
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Every time you take a train, step into your car, walk into the shopping mall, go to the airport -…
— Ayaan Hirsi Ali
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I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on…
— Fidel Castro
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Our borders are much too porous...We want to keep them open, but we also have to be much more careful.…
— Charles Schumer
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Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
— Unknown Author
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In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours - one hour for…
— Unknown Author
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I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.
— Charles M. Schulz
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They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call…
— George Carlin
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
— Dennis Miller
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