Tom Arnold Quotes

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• People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute…
• My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
• I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.
• Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
• To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and…
• Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
• Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
• Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.
• The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.
• Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember…
• If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving a…
• I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
• I won't live in Rainbowland and you can't make me!
• She is still going to clubs on a very frequent basis, and she is 31 years old. You don't see a lot of people over…
• I'm in love and it's a wonderful feeling. I've never felt like this before.
• Weve gotten Christian Bale, who IS Batman like no other actor was before...
• I think you're blaming the actors for being in bad movies, and that isn't fair.
• Kids, it was the summer of 2012 and your Aunt Robin was in this movie called The Avengers.
• I think plenty of people have watched movies with people without chemistry.

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