"Women; can't live with em, can't kill em" — Tom Arnold
"Women; can't live with em, can't kill em"
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Tom Arnold
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25 Quotes by Tom Arnold
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People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and…
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My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
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I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite…
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Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
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To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their…
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Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
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Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the…
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The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a…
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Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her…
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If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible,…
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I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
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