"Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a……" — Tom Arnold
"Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America."
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25 Quotes by Tom Arnold
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People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and…
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My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
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I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite…
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Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
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To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their…
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Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
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Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
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The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a…
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Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her…
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If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible,…
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I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
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More America Quotes
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I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just…
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What is going on in America is extreme. The youth cult, they worship youth so much it's almost paranoid. And…
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My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear…
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When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.
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Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he…
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Is there an equality of power between America and Iraq? Definitely not; however, the Iraqi people are standing fast and…
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There's no lack of writers writing novels in America, about America. Therefore, it seems to me it would be wasteful…
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God bless the USA, so large, so friendly, and so rich.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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You know there are no secrets in America. It's quite different in England, where people think of a secret as…
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A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks…
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It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself…
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If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do…
— John James Audubon
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