"Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice." — Tom Arnold
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice."
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25 Quotes by Tom Arnold
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People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and…
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My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
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I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite…
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Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
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To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their…
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Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
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Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
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Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the…
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The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a…
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Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her…
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If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible,…
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I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed.
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In 1980, business at my company, Chuck E. Cheese's, was thriving and I was feeling flush. So I bought a…
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The traditional spokespersons for the Evangelicals, such as Chuck Colson and James Dobson, have become alarmed about this drift away…
— Tony Campolo
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One summer I remember, I got exposed to Chuck Berry and Buddy Holly and Buddy Holly was a very very…
— Eric Clapton
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I remember hearing Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee, Big Bill Broonzy, Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley and not really knowing…
— Eric Clapton
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Not to be mean about it, but some great rock and rollers, like Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry, are pretty…
— Ian Anderson
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[Chuck's wife] was standing behind me at the time and she said, 'Chuck hasn't fed himself in 19 years. So,…
— Dean Kamen
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Stand up, Chuck, let them see you.
— Joe Biden
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For it's "guns this" and "guns that," and "chuck 'em out, the brutes," But they're the "Savior of our loved…
— Rudyard Kipling
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When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least…
— Steven Morrissey
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