Chuck Norris Quotes
23 quotes by 16 authors
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Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then you…
— Bill Maher
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.
— Chuck Norris
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I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
— Chuck Norris
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If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
— Chuck Norris
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Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
— Riff Raff
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There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.
— Justin Bieber
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I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
— Charlie Sheen
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Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does martial arts.
— Leo Howard
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Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I…
— John Green
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What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat.
— Rick Riordan
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When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.
— Justin Bieber
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Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?†he demanded. “Who do I kill?†“No killing!†Annabeth ordered.…
— Rick Riordan
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
— Brian Celio
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Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and pose like dem…
— Damian Marley
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Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur
— Dodgeball
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It would be like telling them that I'm going to meet Chuck Norris. And we all know that guy is UNTOUCHABLE
— Justin Bieber
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Betty White is like the female Chuck Norris. She will never die.
— Shelby Rowe
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.
— Tom Arnold
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I am not Chuck Norris but I am an expert in killing my haters with my smile.
— Young Siddiq Prince
Who Wrote These Chuck Norris Quotes
16 authors contributed a total of 23 Chuck Norris Quotes as follows: