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- Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg...… — Bill Maher
- Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI. — Chuck Norris
- I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. — Chuck Norris
- If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. — Chuck Norris
- Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff
- There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS. — Justin Bieber
- I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris. — Charlie Sheen
- Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does… — Leo Howard
- Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the… — John Green
- What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Even little Herley, who couldn't have been more than eight, looked like he could go six rounds with Chuck Norris without breaking… — Rick Riordan
- When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and… — Justin Bieber