All Charlie Sheen Quotes
- The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one. Best
- I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain. Brain
- Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls. Dealing
- I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. Funny
- Can't is the cancer of happening. Cancer
- I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go. Banging
- I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off… Available
- If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently. Family
- It ain't a party til something gets broken. Broken
- I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People… Adonis
- If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.'… All
- It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard. Been
- You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed… Completed
- It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so… All
- The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard. Calling
- I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself. Boogers
- I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm… Chivalrous
- Women are not to be hit, they're to be hugged and caressed. Caressed
- I got tiger blood, man. My brain...fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm. Blood
- I'm tired of pretending I'm not special, Pretending
- People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain. Brain
- If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned. Hate
- I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground. Air
- Im a peaceful man with bad intentions. Bad
- I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. Golden