Boogers Quotes

15 quotes by 14 authors

You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they… — Tina Fey
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself. — Charlie Sheen
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. — Robin Williams
He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie. — John Hiatt
We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him. — Biz Markie
We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand. — Biz Markie
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. — Tre Cool
When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look… — Dennis Miller
A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. — Mae West
Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers! — Faith Hunter
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. — Bill Watterson
Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why is there such vanity about hair? I make a point to bathe. I worry about boogers in my nose, and I ask the makeup… — Anthony Edwards
And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics. — William Joyce

Who Wrote These Boogers Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 15 Boogers Quotes as follows: