"You transition as a mother from literally just……" — Tina Fey
"You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: "No, I'm a person. You can't fix my underpants on the subway.""
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235 Quotes by Tina Fey
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I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal…
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Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I…
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This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick…
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I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep.…
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It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.
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Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
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An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying…
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We writers dream of a future where actors are mostly computer generated and their performances can be adjusted, by us,…
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Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and…
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So…
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I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of…
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Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers,…
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A simple rule in dealing with those who are hard to get along with is to remember that this person…
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The EU must be able to act with the speed and flexibility of a network, not the cumbersome rigidity of…
— David Cameron
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To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
— Albert Camus
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Against eternal injustice, man must assert justice, and to protest against the universe of grief, he must create happiness.
— Albert Camus
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To assert in any case that a man must be absolutely cut off from society because he is absolutely evil…
— Albert Camus
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Those thinkers who cannot believe in any gods often assert that the love of humanity would be in itself sufficient…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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We are born to Exist, not to know, to be, not to assert ourselves.
— Emile M. Cioran
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If we are going to solve the challenges we face, you need a President who will pursue genuine solutions day…
— Barack Obama
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I do not mean to exclude altogether the idea of patriotism. I know it exists, and I know it has…
— George Washington
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I assert once again as a truth to which history as a whole bears witness that men may second their…
— Niccolo Machiavelli
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With one linear centimeter of your lower colon there lives and works more bacteria (about 100 billion) that all humans…
— Neil deGrasse Tyson
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