Underpants Quotes
35 quotes by 31 authors
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I am a huge fan of big cotton underpants; they're comfortable. I wear them every day.
— Gisele Bundchen
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they…
— Tina Fey
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We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.
— Anthony Michael Hall
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Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help.
— John Calvin
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I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants
— Chris Farley
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When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing left - he's…
— Arsene Wenger
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My goal with The Adventures of Captain Underpants was to invent a style which was almost identical to that of a picture book - in…
— Dav Pilkey
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I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
— Monica Denise Brown
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Life without sports is like life without underpants
— Billy Bowden
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Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants.
— Paula Yates
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It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the…
— Bruce Forsyth
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
— Bill Watterson
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It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
— David Sedaris
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Let’s not mince words: the inside of the Sydney casino looks as if Vegas had an illegitimate child with Liberace’s underpants, and that child fell…
— Steve Toltz
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The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and…
— David Sedaris
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And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.
— Terry Pratchett
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What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
— Bill Watterson
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He learned to live with the truth. Not to accept it, but to live with it. It was like living with an elephant. His room…
— Nicole Krauss
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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants…
— Matt Groening
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Randalf the Wise indeed!I've worn wiser pairs of underpants!
— Paul Stewart
Who Wrote These Underpants Quotes
31 authors contributed a total of 35 Underpants Quotes, led by these top contributors: