Underpants Quotes

35 quotes by 31 authors

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. — Tina Fey
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that… — Bill Watterson
Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants." "Excuse me. — Rick Riordan
This is getting ugly.â€ â€“ Abigail â€œLike my great-auntâ€™s underpants.â€ â€“ Sundown — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thank God she wasnâ€™t still hanging out in her underpants. — Julie James
She lay on her back and walked her fingers down her ribs, skipped them over her abdomen, and landed on her pelvic bones. She tapped… — Steven Levenkron
It's us," Stephen said. "Oh, thank God," said a voice. Callum emerged from behind the Dumpster. Even with all that was going on, it was… — Maureen Johnson
Those East Coast rich kids are a different breed, on a fast track to nowhere. Your friends in Seattle are downright Canadian in their niceness.… — Maria Semple
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle.… — Bill Hicks
Man, sometimes just picture the crowd as monkeys in there underpants. — Kings Of Leon
Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman — Dodgeball
You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help. — Unknown Author
It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants. — Adam Carolla
My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff… — Zach Galifianakis
What is superman without his red underpants, i mean I used run in my red underpants, cause i did not have right to towel, I… — Syntific

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