Underpants Quotes

35 Underpants quotes by 31 unique authors

I am a huge fan of big cotton underpants; they're comfortable. I wear them every day. — Gisele Bundchen
You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they… — Tina Fey
We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens. — Anthony Michael Hall
Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants won't help. — John Calvin
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants — Chris Farley
When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing left - he's… — Arsene Wenger
My goal with The Adventures of Captain Underpants was to invent a style which was almost identical to that of a picture book - in… — Dav Pilkey
I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants. — Monica Denise Brown
Life without sports is like life without underpants — Billy Bowden
Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants. — Paula Yates
It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the… — Bruce Forsyth
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help. — Bill Watterson
It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers. — David Sedaris
Let’s not mince words: the inside of the Sydney casino looks as if Vegas had an illegitimate child with Liberace’s underpants, and that child fell… — Steve Toltz
The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and… — David Sedaris
And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head. — Terry Pratchett
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? — Bill Watterson
He learned to live with the truth. Not to accept it, but to live with it. It was like living with an elephant. His room… — Nicole Krauss
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants… — Matt Groening
Randalf the Wise indeed!I've worn wiser pairs of underpants! — Paul Stewart
It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. — Tina Fey
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that… — Bill Watterson
Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants." "Excuse me. — Rick Riordan
This is getting ugly.” – Abigail “Like my great-aunt’s underpants.” – Sundown — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thank God she wasn’t still hanging out in her underpants. — Julie James

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