Booger Quotes

12 quotes by 11 authors

You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they… — Tina Fey
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. — Tre Cool
When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of the Nerds look… — Dennis Miller
A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it. — Mae West
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. — Bill Watterson
Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde
I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in… — William Joyce
The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who… — William Joyce
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue. — Leah Remini
When someone has a booger hanging should u tell them. — Afrojack

Who Wrote These Booger Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 12 Booger Quotes as follows: