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• You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at… — Tina Fey
• It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. — Tre Cool
• When I went to college, I lived on campus, and the guys I hung out with made the characters in Revenge of… — Dennis Miller
• A bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid… — Mae West
• I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. — Bill Watterson
• Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn't have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde
• I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger,… — William Joyce
• The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about… — William Joyce
• But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner… — Leah Remini
• When someone has a booger hanging should u tell them. — Afrojack

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