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- Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm cracking' and just…
- This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel…
- How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their…
- Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
- Steve Carell's Foxcatcher look took two hours to put on including his hairstyling and make-up. Just for comparison, it took me three hours today to…
- I went to the University of Virginia and I came from, I grew up in suburban Philadelphia.
- I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep…
- If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you…
- An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to…
- Acting is really about showing up that day and telling the writers what you feel like saying.
- The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It's not forbidden anymore.
- You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.
- I grew up in a family of Republicans. And when I was 18 and registering to vote, my mom's only instruction was 'You just go…
- I really admire stand-up, and I think I would have loved to learn how to do it. I think it's terrifying and thrilling. A really…
- And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women - except, of course —those who…
- I’ve always been able to tell a lot about people by whether they ask me about my scar. Most people never ask, but if it…
- I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything…
- Once or twice a week I would set my alarm for six A.M. so I could get up and plug in Hot Stix...I would study…
- We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world…
- You can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but there’s something about knowing you woke up…
- Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my…
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