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One Quotes by Tina Fey
- This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick you. To make you feel…
- You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one until at some point they…
- An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move…
- There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird…
- It was scary to be in that world of politics. I felt uncomfortable to be in that discussion. The weird thing is, when Darrell Hammond…
- Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his…
- I became immersed in the cult of improvisation. I was like one of those athletes trying to get into the Olympics. It was all about…
- My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of you hello, and…
- An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to…
- You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.
- Doing one movie every two years is about all I can handle 'cause, being the creator at '30 Rock', my year there starts in the…
- Trying to be a leader in a sort of very atypical workplace like 'Saturday Night Live' forces you to realize that no one wants you…
- Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says, "You really, really…
- Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry…
- Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing…
- I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue…
- Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had…
- MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m…
- One afternoon a girl walked by in a bikini and my cousin Janet scoffed, “Look at the hips on her.” I panicked. What about the…
- I had to face the fact that I had been using my gay friends as props. They were always supposed to be funny and entertain…
- We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world…
- there was an assumption that I was personally attacking Sarah Palin by impersonating her on TV. No one ever said it was 'mean' when Chevy…
- There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
- There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most…
- Now if you're not „hot”, you are expected to work on it until you are. It's like when you renovate a house and you're legally…
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- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
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