"Politics and prostitution have to be the only……" — Tina Fey
"Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers."
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235 Quotes by Tina Fey
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It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.
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Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
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An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying…
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Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all…
— Miguel de Cervantes
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Hopefully life is long. Do stuff you will enjoy thinking about and telling stories about for many years to come.…
— Rachel Maddow
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The self taught man seldom knows anything accurately, and he does not know a tenth as much as he could…
— Mark Twain
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Two went to pray? Better to say one went to brag, the other to pray.
— Richard Crashaw
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If I cannot brag of knowing something, then I brag of not knowing it; at any rate, brag.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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No one can take from us the joy of the first becoming aware of something, the so-called discovery. But if…
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about; and those who preach faith and…
— Bill Maher
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Conceit, more rich in matter than in words, brags of his substance: they are but beggars who can count their…
— William Shakespeare
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You can never underestimate the prince, I'm always there. The prince will never die. I ain't bragging, but I ain't…
— Naseem Hamed
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I love movie-making. I'm interested in writing and directing, and I've dabbled, but I haven't done anything I care to…
— Adam Brody
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I never brag, how real i keep it, cause thats the best secret...
— Nas
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I'm not a guy that's going to brag or feel like I'm better than the group.
— Kevin Durant
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