"According to a new study, women in satisfying……" — Tina Fey
"According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon."
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235 Quotes by Tina Fey
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I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal…
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Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I…
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This is what I tell young women who ask me for career advice. People are going to try to trick…
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person's nose whenever you see one…
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I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I'm with my daughter, and then I go to sleep.…
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It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.
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Just say yes and you'll figure it out afterwards.
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An acting teacher once told me, 'Greet everything with yes... Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying…
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We writers dream of a future where actors are mostly computer generated and their performances can be adjusted, by us,…
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Don't be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and…
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I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of…
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