New Study Quotes
18 quotes by 11 authors
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll…
— Tina Fey
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A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.
— Jay Leno
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A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place…
— Jimmy Fallon
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It is critical that the world captures every last bit of energy efficiency, if we are to reduce greenhouse gas emissions enough to keep below…
— Christiana Figueres
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But with each passing year and each new study, the evidence for the genetic contribution to individual and group differences becomes more firmly established than…
— J. Philippe Rushton
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A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could…
— Jimmy Fallon
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A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his…
— Jay Leno
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The Patriotic Millionaires campaign, pulled together quickly by the Agenda Project in New York City, just happens to appear on the same day as a…
— Joe Conason
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Science has yet to isolate the Godiva Chocolate or Prada gene, but that doesn't mean your weakness for pricey swag isn't woven into your DNA.…
— Jeffrey Kluger
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The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The…
— Conan O'Brien
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NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree…
— Bill Maher
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New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
— Stephen Colbert
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A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?
— Stephen Colbert
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A new study found that a mothers diet affects her babys allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.
— Jimmy Fallon
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A new study finds that almost one in five American 4 year olds are obese. Thanks in no small part to new Lunchables Extreme.
— Seth Meyers
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A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as adults, said that…
— Seth Meyers
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A new study has been released disproving the myth that condoms diminish sexual pleasure for men. The study was published in this quarter's 'Journal of…
— Seth Meyers
Who Wrote These New Study Quotes
11 authors contributed a total of 18 New Study Quotes as follows: