"A new study found that women gain more……" — Jimmy Fallon
"A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage."
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118 Quotes by Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon has 118 quotes on this site.
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Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why…
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Listening is more important than talking.
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God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.
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When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at…
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...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.
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I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby.…
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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm…
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In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares…
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Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial
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Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will…
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There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's rooting for your family.
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It's all about the script. Reality is key to me and less cutesy.
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People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking…
— David Arquette
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A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
— Margaret Atwood
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
— Lauren Bacall
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How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from…
— Lucille Ball
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I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of…
— Lucille Ball
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Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
— Roseanne Barr
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When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even…
— Monica Bellucci
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious…
— Jack Benny
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Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting…
— Valerie Bertinelli
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My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says,…
— Sophie Ellis Bextor
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I don't know anyone here who…
— Bjork
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