Study Found Quotes
- A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up. — Jay Leno
- A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place… — Jimmy Fallon
- Forests are breaking out all over America. New England has more forests since the Civil War. In 1880, New York State was only 25 percent… — Jonah Goldberg
- A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could… — Jimmy Fallon
- Distractions are everywhere. And with the always-on technologies of today, they take a heavy toll on productivity. One study found that office distractions eat an… — David Rock
- Texas has no income tax, which is a big draw for corporate executives who do business there. But it's hardly tax-free. The property taxes are… — Gail Collins
- A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. — Dennis Miller
- One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. — Jenna McCarthy
- A new study found that a mothers diet affects her babys allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats. — Jimmy Fallon