Divorce Quotes

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People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it hurts really bad.… — David Arquette
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. — Lauren Bacall
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them. — Lucille Ball
I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor… — Lucille Ball
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce. — Roseanne Barr
When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse. — Monica Bellucci
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder,… — Jack Benny
Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli
My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you can't have a passionate… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. — Ambrose Bierce
Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I don't know anyone here who goes to church when he's… — Bjork
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony… — Lewis Black
Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So I'm still useful,… — Manolo Blahnik
Sure, I suffered a lot. But it's not like the end of the world and it's not who I am. I lead quite a pleasant… — Ben Affleck
My parent's divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me… — Christina Aguilera
I knew there would be a negative reaction in the press to my divorce, but I am not going to live my life because of… — Christina Aguilera
I could not bounce back from my divorce - emotionally - I just could not bounce back. — Terry Bradshaw
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. — Rita Mae Brown
Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one. — Samuel Butler

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