Divorce Quotes

771 Divorce quotes by 561 unique authors

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. — Clare Boothe Luce
Hello...Although you (reporters) are busy thank you for coming to this place. Today, the reason that I called you...I wanted to talk about some girl.… — Youngjae
To be sure, nothing is more important to the integrity of the universities . . . than a rigorously enforced divorce from war-oriented research and… — Hannah Arendt
We do seem to bicker and bicker. Sometimes I feel we're like an old married couple, who think occasionally of murdering each other - but… — Denis MacShane
Criticism is the seed of divorce, and it develops rebellion in our young. — Gordon B. Hinckley
Criticism is the forerunner of divorce, the cultivator of rebellion, sometimes an agent that leads to failure. — Gordon B. Hinckley
I would like marriage to disappear completely from the world, and with marriage, divorce will disappear. — Rajneesh
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your… — Robin Williams
Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family. — Bil Keane
It has always been like that with changes. In 1913, we established divorce as a right for women in Uruguay. You know what they were… — Jose Mujica
The fatal trait of the times is the divorce between religion and morality. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Many divorces are not really the result of irreparable injury but involve, instead, a desire on the part of the man or woman to shatter… — Edward Hoagland
My second husband and I were going through a bitter divorce, and I didn't have the money for a fancy-pants attorney. I didn't know how… — Sue Grafton
But where only a free play of our presentational powers is to be sustained as in the case of pleasure gardens, room decoration, all sorts… — Immanuel Kant
If these two couldn't divorce why on earth would we expect them to get married? — Jonathan Freedland
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson
The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change. — Len Deighton
There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life… — Unknown Author
All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house. — Willie Pep
Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid… — Louis C. K.
I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody,… — Louis C. K.
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer. — Robin Williams
I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that. — Ricki Lake
The truth is, the notion that gay marriage is harmful to marriage, is sort of mind-boggling, because these are people trying to get married. But… — Cokie Roberts
Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. — Jay Leno

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