Divorce Quotes

771 Divorce quotes by 561 unique authors

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything,… — Jay Mohr
If we wish to express anger fully, the first step is to divorce the other person from any responsibility for our anger. — Marshall B. Rosenberg
It's weird being a photographer because you really have to divorce yourself from the image. — Ryan McGinley
Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Correlations are not explanations and besides, they can be as spurious as the high correlation in Finland between foxes killed and divorces. — Gunnar Myrdal
Most women outlive their spouses. Divorce remains at record rates. Its important for a woman to be able to control her finances. — Maria Bartiromo
Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu. — Ha Jin
Men and women were declared equal one morning and everybody could divorce each other by postcard — Kate Millett
Sometimes divorce is better than marriage — Sumner Redstone
The influx of women into paid work and her increased power raise a woman's aspirations and hopes for equal treatment at home. Her lower wage… — Arlie Russell Hochschild
If either person isn't 100% committed to scale every mountain that comes before you to make your relationship work then you aren't ready to enter… — Cindy Wright
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book. — Unknown Author
A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place… — Jimmy Fallon
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced. — Elinor Glyn
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat. — Tracy Letts
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock. — Evan Esar
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches. — Evan Esar
I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and… — Nora Johnson
I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over. — Rebecca West
I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you. — Edward Albee
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar
Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. — Jay Leno
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce. — Larry Gelbart
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables. — Evan Esar
The power of divorce can be given only to those who feel the inconveniences of marriage, and who are sensible of the moment when it… — Baron de Montesquieu

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